Tuesday, September 29, 2009

An Economy Down at the Heels?

Stock tip of the Day: Sell Your Argentinian Leather Futures!

Dear U.S. Economy,

I wanted to help you out. Really, I did. But for the first time in since never, I really haven't seen THE fall boot I can't live without. Sure, my closet is stuffed full of thousands of ankle and knee high choices, but lusting after a new boot is a right of the Autumnal Solstice. Is the peep-toe booty the best you can do? Does it come in Python? I'd like something over the knee in a Snow Leopard print. Could you do that much for me, retailers of America?

Thank You,

Consummate Consumer

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