iMPLODE-A-PHONE

Gosh, honey, of course I wanted to call you, but did you really want me to take the chance of putting my i out?

Reports are coming in from France, the Netherlands, and the UK of iPhones and iPod Touches blowing up in people's faces, and the European Commission has launched an investigation into the matter.

Can't wait till they are banned from aircraft as explosive devices. Detonate! Yes, there's an app for that!