Another Case of Auto Abuse

You know, I could get $500 in salon and spa services, then hire a professional photographer and still not look as good as the celebrity mug shots as of late. Perhaps I need to find that Los Angeles cop who works the Hollywood night shift taking photos for my next big head shot portfolio. I can't get the idiots at the DMV to take a decent picture, that's for sure.



My guess is they didn't even try to hold Nicole over night. She's so skinny, she would have slipped right through the bars anyway.