Who would you thank if you won an Oscar? I admit it. I’ve always longed to have one of those gold statuettes* thrust into my greedy mitts and majestically reply “I’d like to thank the academy…” But who else? Those ‘little people’? The ones behind the scenes? Mom? Jesus? Your co-stars? Family? Friends? Your producer, director, agent? Could I really pass up the chance to thank the other nominees for really sucking so I could win?
Let’s face it. I’d thank my car.
*Best Original Screenplay
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