Short, Sardonic Midwestern Woman explains exactly what's wrong with the world and how things would run so much better as soon as everyone admits the whole universe revolves around HER.
Monday, March 26, 2007
See?
"I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had 1,060."
seriously. i have a coworker who says she has over 500 pair. for a guy, i have a lot:
ReplyDeletedress shoes (black)
dress shoes (brown)
tennis shoes (white)
"vans" sytle shoes (navy)
sandals (tan)
sandals (gray)
work boots (brown)
snowmobile boots (black)
dance shoes (black)
golf shoes (white)
i can accept that a woman might "need" 30 pair of shoes, but seriously, 1060? that's around 3 pair per day.