Short, Sardonic Midwestern Woman explains exactly what's wrong with the world and how things would run so much better as soon as everyone admits the whole universe revolves around HER.
Why, or why couldn't he have married me? Oh, yeah, I'm not Blonde or 20 years old.... I wonder if he remembered what he'd done the next day, or if he woke up thinking "I don't even know her name!".....
Oh, he looks sober. $350K an episode sober.
Why, or why couldn't he have married me? Oh, yeah, I'm not Blonde or 20 years old.... I wonder if he remembered what he'd done the next day, or if he woke up thinking "I don't even know her name!".....
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